whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties

(Source: taycreatesmemories)

biebers:

what if, for some reason, zayn and liam got married

and zayn took liam’s last name

he would be

zayn payne

(Source: believed)

wankbankofamerica:

Fall Out Boy pick up line:

• The song titles aren’t the only thing that’s long

Under the Booty

“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”

Download

myheartisbeatinglikeahammer:

blowmelol:

I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD. I CALLED MY PARENTS INTO THE ROOM AND REPLAYED IT FOR THEM TO SEE.

OMFGGGGG I CANT BREATHHE ERKJHTDKFJGHDKSFLJGHSDFKGH;ADFGHAGH