15,042 notes
10:41 PM . 26 May 2012

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

20,305 notes
10:03 PM . 25 May 2012
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07:02 PM . 24 May 2012
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08:54 PM . 18 May 2012

(Source: maxandsherri)

4,792 notes
11:54 AM . 10 May 2012

everykissbeginswithgay:

when i find myself in times of boredom

mother mary comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

NC-17

6,211 notes
08:47 PM . 19 April 2012

thegreenguitar:

Every time I remember something stupid that I’ve done my face just reacts

So I’ll be in the middle of a conversation and I’ll think of something and suddenly

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08:43 AM . 01 April 2012
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06:52 PM . 29 March 2012

“The Parent Trap 2”

(Source: shutupanddiehl)

20,339 notes
09:02 AM . 11 March 2012

welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

319 notes
09:00 PM . 10 March 2012

fuckyeahidonteven:

first world problems cat